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Friday, February 29, 2008

funny instruction labels

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

tak sihat ker?

rase lenguh2 badan..

sakit kerongkong..

hidung dah start gatal2..

takmola demam dalam waktu terdekat ni..

1-2 mac ni kna gi PD..present progress research project..

tak bestnyer kalo demam time ginih..

bosan tol asek telan panadol actifast nih..penuhla dadah accumulate dalam badanku huhuhu

Sunday, February 24, 2008

anak

akhirnya...daku telah berjaya tgk cite ni..


hhehehe..



walaupun sepanjang citer ni i tutup muka ngan dua-dua belah tgn..
n tgk citer di celah-celah jari jek..janji ble tgk sampai habis..

YAy yay yay!
berjaya akhirnyer

johnny

org tu dah menunaikan janji die tuk mkn kat johnny ni heheh

set of 2..
pencuci mulut..
banana split..

tu dia..pancing jgn tak pancing..
ehem ehem..teka ape yg lelaki berbaju pink tu buat..die kopek udang utk i mkn..nyam2..mls nk kopek..sib baik ade org tolong kopek kan..alasan: tak pandai kopek la (saje je..mls sbnrnyer :p)
oh yer..nk tau kisah di sebalik baju pink tu tak?
heheh, dolu2 die ni "berperang" setiap kali i soh die pakai bj warna pink..pehtu i lagi la suke nk nyakat..ckp nk hadiahkan bj pink sempena bday die..beria2 die ckp takkan pakai la bj kaler pink n etc etc..
tp kan..tetibe die kuar ngan i pakai baju pink..terkezut i, die bli sendiri tuh..tak kna paksa n of course bkn i yg hadiahkan die..
suke suke..;)
sesuai jek die pakai..bkn pink yg terang pon..light pink jek..ok per!


Friday, February 22, 2008

karenah studentku

i just finished marking my students paper for their 1st test..

jam pale otakku bile bace jwpn studentku (ade la yg sengal2 tuh)

# how can u differentiate btw DNA and RNA?
ans: Different spelling

argh..nk pengsan aku..
all these while ape la yg masuk dalam pale otak dak2 ni..
soklan basic jek..n byk kali ulang dalam kelas dah pon

nk gi amek angin.. fuh!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

kids views on marriage and relationships

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."Alan, age 10
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."Camille, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."Eddie, 6
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
"Both don't want no more kids."Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.Lynnette, age 8.
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they're rich."Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."Anita, 9
"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."Kirsten, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"Kelvin, age 8
"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now."Roberta, age 7

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."Ricky, age 10

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

performance appraisal meanings

Great Presentation Skills - Able to bull

Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone

Average Employee - Not too bright

Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet

Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date

Active Socially - Drinks a lot

Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too

Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does

Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses

Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision

Aggressive - Obnoxious

Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it

Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English

Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker

Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice

Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky

Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes

Career Minded - Back Stabber

Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

uji...uji diri anda

ader 5 perkara berlaku serentak :

1.air mendidih kart dapur... .
2.air paip melimpah kart bilik air... ..
3.bayi menangis... ... .
4.telefon berbunyi... ... .
5.ader org ketuk pintu... ..

kalo korang ...., aper yg korang akan buat terlebih dahulu....
susun ikut yg korang rasa lebih penting utk dibuat dahulu.....
semua pon kena buat......... so,susun la elok2.........

fikir... ... .

fikir... ... .


fikir... ... .


fikir... ... .


fikir... ... .



fikir... ... .



fikir... ... .





fikir... ... .





fikir... ... .






fikir... ... .



fikir... ... .






fikir... ... .



sekarang semak jawapan anda... ..

kalo anda memilih utk menutup air medidih manandakan
anda mementingkan keselamatan dan kebolehan dia utk
membimbing anda... ..

kalo anda memilih untuk menutup pili air yg melimpah di
bilik air menandakan anda mementingkan kekayaan,
wang ringgit dan harta... ..

kalo anda memilih utk memujuk bayi yg menangis
menandakan anda mementingkan kasih sayang... ... .

kalo anda memilih untuk mengangkat telefon berbunyi
menandakan anda mementingkan budi bahasa dan
perlakuan pasangan anda... ..

kalo anda memilih utk membuka pintu menandakan
anda mementingkan rupa paras,fizikal dan personaliti
pasangan anda... ..

sekian... ..wallahualam... .

backpain

semenjak 2menjak ni sakit belakang yg mencucuk2..sakit ngat, isk
tapi tak gi jupe doc lagi..mls tol sebab byk ngat prosedur nk pi spital..kna sediakan GL la ape la, nk byr sendiri? kopakla den..klinik panel kang,konpom doc kat situ soh gi juper pakar gak..takdo mase yg begitu lapang tuk ke spital.

n mood pon swing2 jek..penat la lately.. :(
kalo stay mlm pon dah takle stay lelame sebab bile mlm lagi terasa mencucuk2 sakitnyer.. makan pain killer pon tak jalan gak, hampeh!

entahla..
smlm gi berurut..ilang sakit tp sekejap jek..pehtu datang balik sakitnyer huhuhu...

hmm, jiwa pon kacau..tak tenteram
rase sedih, geram bercampur marah..
sume sekali ade..

hmm, pretend that im happy..smile always..
argh.. i hate this feeling!

notes: ade my fren ckp kalo sakit belakang tu tandanya ade jin bertenggek kat situ..haks!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

which one is the best?

ade 4 hotel yg nak pi tuk seminar 1-2 mac ni..
1) avillion
2) corus paradise
3) guoman
4) selesa beach resort

lokasinyer adalah PD..
so yg mane best yer utk seminar n tpt yg ok?
anyone?

Sunday, February 17, 2008

tension!!!

Argh!!!


byknyer keje nk kena buat...

benci lah..main pass pass jek.ingat aku ni takde keje ke nk kna siapkan?
gerammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan in real life

hmm..cite ni ringan n best..



mmg sonok la nengok cite ni..

gaya hidup yg tak sihat

minggu ni 3 hari berturut2 makan fastfood..memula mkn secret recipe, pehtu kenny rogers pehtu secret recipe balik..


kenny rogers..
set1

set2
secret recipe..
airnyer sodap..
set 1..

set2..

Thursday, February 14, 2008

cameron..

muka ditengah2 bulatan jari moshi..

posing jgn tak posing..bulatnyer muka ku

tak tau sape yg amek gambar ni..takperla..letak gak..



ku pilih gambar yg agak2 sedap nk nengok je dalam blog ni..gmbar yg pucat lesi yg fokus jerawat tak letak..hahahah

ntah ape nk letak tajuk..

hmm..set kat secret recipe..ade kek tiramisu..tp tak sempat nk amek gambar sebab dah last2 baru sampai(mmg mintak last2 pon)..angkut bwk balik..tak larat nk mkn




hmm..bkn present pon
gmbr mlm..jd sume pon blur jek..al maklum ler gune kamera hp jek
saje nk letak gmbar ni..
katenyer pearl asli dari india
ni adikku kirim..bli lah, murah jek..baper hengget je regenyer..nnti nk pos..


cry..

hmm...there r some reason tat cud make me cry..

tp aku takkan menangis bila:
1) dicaci
2) dikutuk
3) dimarah
5) diumpat keji
6) dimalukan didepan org ramai

i would easily cry if..
1) bile tengah sedih2..ade org gi pujuk..ahh, terus termenangis..n makin org pujuk makin byk air mata kuar..donno why
2) terharu..
3) menerima berita gembira..menangis kegembiraan
4) "ditegur" makpak ku..

hm..
peralihan dlm hidupku
mase kecilku..
aku ni
1) stubborn (based on what my parent n my siblings said)
2) hidup dlm dunia sendiri..n mase tu aku fikir aku tak perlukan sesape/kawan utk hidup(ish ish)
3) dun care what other people said/ think
4) selfish..but adik2 ku ckp..the correct word is kejam..
5) garang
6) pantang ditegur
7) sangat susah nak menangis

oh ya..ade satu kisah, mase skola rendah dlu..ade cikgu nih..cikgu baru..muda belia lagi..die baru je masuk skola ku n ngajar la daku..
unfortunately ape yg die ajar tu aku tak paham..aku dengan lantangnyer bgn n marah2 die ckp aku tak paham..mase tu baru drjah 3, betapa la aku ni tak takut kat org ms tuh..cikgu pon aku leh marah, sian cikgu tuh
update:
aku syg sume cekgu aku..stp kali pas smyg aku doakan kebahagiaan dorang..n rase bersalah kat cekgu yg aku mrh tu smpai skrg..sian die.

mase remaja..(bile dah start masuk matrikulasi tuh)
aku ni
1) sensitif..dah mula sensitif
2) cepat menangis..
3) terlalu kisah ngan ape org kate
4) ape2 yg melibatkan parent mesti bole buat rase sedih or nangis
5) penakut
6) tak konfiden ngan diri sendiri (yg ni mmg cause me a lot of problemo)



mase dah keje..
aku ni..
heheh..nnti2 la letak yang ni..
sape nk tolong tambah pon ble..hihihi
mls nk tulis dah

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

ala2 jek

pic from the very simple, nice and sweet majlis (well, for me it is..)

from me..
pihak lelaki..
me again...
from both sides..

from pihak lelaki.. me..wearing the red kebaya. actually i wanna wear my new baju (green colour) but then lelaki itu sampai di rumah dan memakai baju merah..so me change the clothes...zup zap zup (sekejap jek)


hm..actually i got flu that day.. ngn berair mata nyer ngan hidung beringus nyer..sangatla tidak selesa..kepala pon pening lagi hadoih la

Friday, February 1, 2008

natasha hudson dan bukunya..

sana sini heboh memperkatakan pasal hasil nukilan natasha or should i say hasil plagiatnyer..



hmm..antara yg menjadi kekecohan n tak puas hati ialah mengenai "poet" yg ditulisnye bertajuk
1)kek coklat
2)si kura-kura kecil
3)Mentega kuning, jelly ungu, jam merah, roti hitam

isunyer..direct translation dari penulis asal (err, tp tak tau sape tulis dlu sebab natasha ckp tulisan die ni dikumpul dari zaman kecik2 dolu) tp yg pastinyer org tuh kuarkan dlu la..
ade jugak yg natasha bela diri..katenye die tak penah dengar n baca pasal penulis tu sebelum ni..maybe co-incident kot..tp
1) co-incident
2) co-incident?
3)???

hmm..thats why la skrgni sume org go for IP..
everything yg dibuat kna patent..

kang kna plagiat naya..amek hasil keje org pehtu wat duit..

air limau special kat bangi tuh pon skrgni dorang gi letak IP..sebab ade org nk tiru resepi dorang..:p

heheh, macam2 sekarangni
You Are a Realist
You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass.
You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is...
But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on.
You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope.